Please oh please put the next button at the bottom of the page so I can search faster. As I am a lazy fuck and hate scrolling up.

We are working on choosing a new theme that does not require scrolling for button clickage. But we are also lazy (and by lazy I mean super busy with school), so it might be a little while. We appreciate your patience. 


Who are your top 3 favorite Disney ladies that are not in the official princess lineup? I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Charlotte is one of them.

I’m going to take a wild guess and assume that you assumed that because we have so many texts with her! A lot of her caps fit really nicely with texts we find, and so Charlotte’s just really reliable. As for my favorite non-lineup ladies (not in rank order because I can’t rank things to save my life), they are Eilonwy (because I am the hugest fan of the Prydain book series and this fierce princess), Esmeralda (do I need to explain this, have you seen the movie), and Meg (pretty much the same reasons as Esmeralda)!


Oh I do really like Charlotte! I don’t know if I’d say she’s one of my top three favorites, though. I guess I’d go with Megara, Lilo, and Captain Amelia as my top three. Meg because she’s sassy and wonderful, Lilo because she’s adorable and fierce, and Captain Amelia because she’s awesome and competent. So yeah. (Oh wait! Do the Muses from Hercules count? Because those ladies are boss.)


Is it possible to put the "older/newer" buttons at the bottom of each page? Having to scroll back up takes up valuable time that could be spent laughing at your posts...

Yes. It is possible. We haven’t liked our theme for a while now because of that very issue, so we are going to be changing our theme (probably in the next couple of weeks?) to make it more fabulous and user friendly.


I love this blog and laugh my head off when I go through it. EVERY TIME. :D Would it be possible to get some texts featuring Maleficent?

It is definitely possible! Maleficent should make an appearance in the near future (I think she’s in the queue for sometime in the next few days). In the meantime, I added a tag for her on the sidebar if you want to see some past posts.

Glad you love the blog!


I'm always surprised you don't have texts from my area code, considering it's one of the top 10 on TFLN.

Well, I guess that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.

We only started tagging posts by area code in the last few months or so. If you were to peruse the archive, I’m sure you would find some texts with your area code, if it is as popular as you say it is. We are a little more selective in our text usage, so there might not be a proportional representation of your area code.


Hey! First I'd like to say that I loooove this blog, but I have a question. What do the numbers in parentheses mean? I tried to see if there was some sort of sequence to them but I can't figure it out. Mind explaining? Thanks!

The numbers in the parentheses are telephone area codes. They correspond to different regions (some have more than one area code). The numbers that start with a plus sign correspond with different countries.

Example time!

(+44): United Kingdom

(702): Nevada

(814): Pennsylvania

(407): Florida



I want to say thank you for making my day. I love this blog so much. It makes me laugh,

You are welcome! I’m glad we can make you laugh! :)


Hey! LOVE the blog. Just a quick question: you said you don't post Pixar ladies in an earlier post. Are you aware that Merida is Pixar? Granted, it's complicated b/c Disney is (I believe) adding her to the official princess roster, since Disney now owns Pixar. But she didn't come out of the Disney animation studio like Tiana or Rapunzel. And her movie is made by Pixar. I'm just wondering, is she a single exception? Keep up the great work. :)

We are aware that Merida is Pixar. We have a complicated relationship with Pixar (whom we love!) on this blog because it would present us with so many more options.

It’s already difficult to not be overwhelmed by the sheer volume of Disney movies available for use in DLFLN and DGFLN posts. When we first started out, we decided not to use Pixar because in our initial research, we noticed that there are already some Pixar TFLN blogs out there. We didn’t want to step on anybody’s toes. It was easier to start out by focusing on a more selective market that had less competition.

So yeah. We decided not to use Pixar initially. But then we saw the trailers for Brave and we loved the animation for Merida (and her voluminous hair) so much that we couldn’t resist.

Maybe in the future we’ll expand to use more Pixar movies, but for now, I think we’re going to stick with Disney and have Merida as an exception.


You have no idea how much I love this site and wanna share it with the world. I wanna put your url on the bottom of my rear windshield, with words under it saying "NOT FOR KIDS". I downloaded most of my faves onto my phone so I can share it with people when I don't have an internet connection. I wanna print a very few of them onto tshirts. I am very tempted to create a tumblr account, and if I did, you guys would be the first ones I'd follow. Lastly, more Eilonwy, Kida, and Tiger Lily, please.

Aw, thank you!

I love getting messages from y’all. It makes my heart all warm and fuzzy. (Like the mold in my coffee cup. Only less green.) (Wait. What?)

I encourage you to make a tumblr account. (You’ll suffer but you’ll be happy about it.)

And we’ll see what we can do about your requests. It might be a little while, but there’ll be more Eilonwy, Kida, and/or Tiger Lily eventually.