i just wanted to say thank you for the drunk disney rec it was the best 10 min i didn't know i needed in my life

You are most welcome! I’m glad you enjoyed it widowmargaery. Now you do know that you need it in your life, though, so you’ll spend all your time between now and the next Drunk Disney wondering WHEN IT WILL HAPPEN. Don’t worry; someday your prince will come… and then you’ll get married and be The Queen, not A Queen.

In the meantime, you can check out the previous Drunk Disney videos on practicalfolks' Tumblr.




Drunk Disney: The Emperor’s New Groove is out and it features our first lady guest, Richelle Meiss! How do we joke about a movie that already jokes about itself? Lots of llama sex jokes.

Hey look! Another Drunk Disney! We drink every time Kronk is Kronk, which, I know, is a tautology, and you’re gonna get drunk drinking to a tautology, but it’s our series and we’ll do what we want.

FRIENDS! DISNEY FANS! COUNTRYMEN! LEND ME like ten minutes of your time for a new Drunk Disney episode…

The Emperor’s New Groove is a fantastic, oft-overlooked movie. We watched it for a movie night my freshman year at university, so it definitely holds up well. And with alcohol, it can be even more amusing!

Enjoy! And don’t forget to vote for the next movie!


(If Kronk was having a bad day and tried to dance would he be a cranky crumping Kronk?)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for the birthday messages, Anonymous, puzzle-dragon, jstar1992, starry-nightengale, windblowndreamer, catseamus, lady-del, corbinism, and yourockthebeatofmyheart

I had froyo instead of cake, but it was still a good day.

A very merry unbirthday to you all!

(Unless it’s actually your birthday, in which case: Happy Birthday!)


today is a special day.

that’s right! today is B’s birthday.

now before you all send her lovely birthday wishes via our inbox, I would like to say a few words about B.

firstly, I was planning to make an audio post. I had written out what I was going to say and it was going to be marvelous, but I have lost my voice, LOL. bad timing. at any rate, this message still holds the same sentiments.

B. my soul-sister and sunshine lioness. from the first day of high school when you and I spoke to each other for the first time, to a few days ago when I talked to you on the phone from the other side of the country… it has all been nothing short of magical. you have been a wonderful, precious friend to me and an amazingly wonderful person. I love and value you so much, and I appreciate everything you do. I could write a book of anecdotes, or another letter telling you how much of a great friend you are, but I know that you already know those things.

you are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. and you are capable of amazing things. because you are the Special. 

(sorry, I couldn’t resist XD)

happy birthday to my best friend and the greatest DLFLN/DGFLN partner ever.

♥, R.

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That Fastpass update only applies to Disney World parks, btw. It's still the same here in California ;)

To any and all Disney-park-going folks who may have read our previous posts about Disney parks… here is another piece of information…


Hey, update on the parks, Fastpasses aren't tickets anymore. It's now Fastpass+ which is online. And you're limited to using only 3 to start all in the same park. But when you finish the 3rd you get another and so on, but only one at a time.

Thanks for the info!

Hey loveballetedsh and other park-going people! Look at what kotakia has told us!